levi-ackermaan:

levi-ackermaan:

when you and your friend say the same thing at the same time

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I feel like this needed the “Orange mocha frappuccinos” part from zoolander as a gif..

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cybugs:

one time my uncle bought a tumbleweed so every time one of his students made a bad joke he could roll it across the classroom 

I’m sorry, he bought a tumble weed? What lucky bastard is making money off of something you can find on most highways in the south?

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svvords:

when ur the only person who doesnt understand something

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Lol this screams my name..

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when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

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I do that… then look at my phone so they think I got a funny text…

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davidcrap:

if a gay guy complements a girl does he say “no hetero” afterwards?

"You have beautiful eyes……NO HETERO!"

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Ok storytime, gather around children, everyone comfortable? Okay let me begin…One time my dad was outside smoking at work and these girls drove by amd one of them leaned out the Window and was all “woooooo” and my dad started straight up singing this song….. Funniest thing I’ve ever witnessed.

Ok storytime, gather around children, everyone comfortable? Okay let me begin…

One time my dad was outside smoking at work and these girls drove by amd one of them leaned out the Window and was all “woooooo” and my dad started straight up singing this song…..

Funniest thing I’ve ever witnessed.

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slimmcharles:

When your bank account balance over $100.00
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Lol too adorable…

I like me too little Asian girl, I like me too..

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mhyin-mahar:

So I was watching A Scooby-Doo! Halloween when…

Marcy is a dirty slut…

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sexxxpensive:

the accuracy though


White people be cray cray..

sexxxpensive:

the accuracy though

White people be cray cray..

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mugino:

LIKE TWO MONTHS AGO I WENT THROUGH A PHASE WHERE I WATCHED TIHS VIDEO AT LEAST 5 TIMES A DAY FOR REAL

I think I could watch this like 20 times a day…

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Yes! I can not get enough of Weeds…

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acutelesbian:

fencehopping:

Another dinner spent all baaa myself.

sometimes my family is around me while i’m on tumblr and i don’t really know how to explain to them what i’m looking at

When I start laughing out loud and my mom asks me to explain….. well, um, I’m not quite sure what I’m looking at…

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blushedbones:

♡ Paler than your bones ♡


She should get that checked out.. her chicken pox are the wrong color…

blushedbones:

♡ Paler than your bones ♡

She should get that checked out.. her chicken pox are the wrong color…

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