one time my uncle bought a tumbleweed so every time one of his students made a bad joke he could roll it across the classroom
I’m sorry, he bought a tumble weed? What lucky bastard is making money off of something you can find on most highways in the south?
when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud
I do that… then look at my phone so they think I got a funny text…
if a gay guy complements a girl does he say “no hetero” afterwards?
"You have beautiful eyes……NO HETERO!"
Ok storytime, gather around children, everyone comfortable? Okay let me begin…
One time my dad was outside smoking at work and these girls drove by amd one of them leaned out the Window and was all “woooooo” and my dad started straight up singing this song…..
Funniest thing I’ve ever witnessed.
Lol too adorable…
I like me too little Asian girl, I like me too..
LIKE TWO MONTHS AGO I WENT THROUGH A PHASE WHERE I WATCHED TIHS VIDEO AT LEAST 5 TIMES A DAY FOR REAL
I think I could watch this like 20 times a day…
Another dinner spent all baaa myself.
sometimes my family is around me while i’m on tumblr and i don’t really know how to explain to them what i’m looking at
When I start laughing out loud and my mom asks me to explain….. well, um, I’m not quite sure what I’m looking at…