So this is a totally serious question guys….
Where does glitter come from?? Like really. I know it sounds dumb but I need to know…
it’s the crushed, dust-like remnants of all our childhood hopes and dreams. 99 cents and in every color.
I personally prefer my crushed childhood dreams in purple.
So this is a “what the fuck is wrong with people?” post.
Okay tumblr here’s the thing, why the fuck is it wrong if a skinny or fit person makes fun of a bigger person yet a woman who is “normal sized” can make fun of a size zero woman?
The women saying these things are biased about what a person should look like. At some point in their lives somebody told them that girls who are a size zero don’t look right to make them feel better.
I’m just saying but you’re the only person bothered by someone being that small and the only ones saying men want a “real” woman. In my opinion a real woman is somebody who doesn’t have to bash on others to make themselves feel good about their size. And as far as the “real woman” issue goes boyfriend isn’t complaining about me being a size zero.
(Also I used women because men aren’t really like this I mean they give each other a little shit about being fat but they don’t take it to these extremes..)
Okay rant over, have a lovely day everybody.
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
What a truly awful website this is
If by truly awful you mean truly amazing and wonderful place for brilliant people to blog about whatever they want, sure “caseyanthonyofficial” you’re right.
THIS IS MARRIAGE!!
Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.
He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”
Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.
I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT
LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.
In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.
Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.
Spartan women participated in some fuckin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT.
Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.
FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN’ BETTER MAKE SURE SHE’S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE’S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S FUCKIN’ GOOD FOR HIM.
^^ I throughly enjoyed the history lesson dashed with the colorful adjectives.
If this is true about the women then that’s awesome!
If all history lessons were that colorful I’d have had a great fuckin time in school.. “The mother fucking bill of rights: 1) You have freedom of fucking religion and can say whatever the fuck you fucking please and you can peaceably assemble wherever the hell you god damn please… 2) You have the right to bear fucking arms. Hell yeah mother fuckers…”
Yiss, this is necessary. I wish I could post it to fb without people getting all butt hurt.
You’ll pie for that!?
Discovered last night that when some Australian people say “pay” as in”you’ll pay for that” it sounds like how the average American says “pie” and I think that’s beautiful. Lol.
Deadpool singing: “I came in like a wrecking baaaalllll!”